...yessiree ladies and gentlemen just send a check or money order for 29.99 raht now to "Bible", that's BEE-AH-BEE-EL-EEE, WWVA, Wheeling, West Virginia and you will get this beautiful family Bible with full-color pictures of the Holy Land just as it was when Jeezus walked the Earth.
and if you act now, you will not only get this beautiful family Bible with full-color pictures of the Holy Land just as it was when Jeezus walked the Earth, you will also get a beautiful autographed picture of Jeezus that glows in the dark. ...yessiree ladies and gentlemen you will be the envy of all of your friends (pronounced fray-unds) with Jeezus glowing gently over your bed...
